It all started with a bottle of smirnoff

FUNNY STORY: So Friday night, I had to go to visit my cousin and I left home around 9pm, mom was sleeping and 3 little relatives were watching tv. So I left this 3 little relatives in the living room and went out. Let's call the 3 little relatives Max, Jules, and Kam (From oldest to youngest). So came home around 1:30am on Saturday morning and I was looking forward to finishing a half bottle of smirnoff Ice I had left in the fridge, I reached in the fridge to find that my half bottle was now a quarter bottle. This baffled my mind because I know my mom doesn't like alcohol at all, even hates that I entertain the idea of occasional drinking, so I couldn't think of who would drink my smirnoff. Could it possibly be the ghost of sobriety?? No, it couldn't be.

Then, ALAS! (lol) it occured to me that only Max would do such a thing. So I storm up to his room, wake him up and the conversation went like this:

Me: "DID YOU DRINK THIS??!!"

Max: No

Me: Don't lie to me, DID YOU DRINK THIS?!

Max: Yes, but I didn't know what it was

Me: What the heck is wrong with you (gotta keep it G-rated, he's only 13)?

Max: I didn't know

Me: It doesn't matter if you didn't know and it doesn't matter what it was, the important point is that you opened a fridge and saw an open half drunk bottle and drank from it. For all I care, its a bottle of water, ginger ale, Orange Juice....IT DOESNT MATTER WHY WOULD YOU DRINK FROM A BOTTLE THAT IS NOT YOURS

Max: (Dumbfounded...just staring at me)

Me: Go back to sleep I will finish dealing with this when you wake up. (I then stormed out)

So, the moral of the story.....I really don't have one, except I was incredibly mad about my smirnoff being missing and I couldn't tell my mom about it because I would hear that...

Mom: see you shouldn't be drinking at all and now little Max went and did that, I want no more alcohol in my house"

....so to avoid all this I did not tell her of the situation, meaning I couldn't effectively carry out the punishment I had in mind for Max.

So on this same Saturday, another unfortunate event took place, but no time to go into that now, you will get the story soon though, Let's just say that Saturday, February 28 was not the greatest day...AT LEAST FEBRUARY IS OVER